I know this isn’t seasonal but I have laughed at this more than anything else for ages. The speaker is Frank Kelly aka Father Jack from the well loved TV comedy series, Father Ted.
By the time it got to Day 6 I had lost it and the tears were streaming down my face. My grandchildren think I’m a nutter!
There are lots of Father Ted videos on You Tube but they’ve disabled the embedding so I can't post them.
So if you’re a Father Ted fan, I’ve posted the link to Channel 4 where there are lots of clips. My favourite is in Series 3, Kick Bishop Brennan up the Arse.