I don't know about you but I hate telephone answering systems. No matter who you ring these days it's rare to hear a live voice and have a real human to pick up the phone. If you do manage to find an option to speak to a real person, you're lucky if they're even in the same country these days.
It drives me mad as the answering system rattles off the options to you, trying to pick the relevant one and remembering the number they told you to press.
Now if I thought the ones I ring are bad, this is the answering system from Hell! I love it!
Frank Kelly alias Father Jack strikes again!